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Name: Xander
State: Pennsylvania
Birthday: 6/4/1988
Gender: Female
Interests: I'm the Xandereno! Here are my interests! Anime, comic books, video games, rock music, Kevin Smith and the Clerks, DDR, Invader Zim, taking over the world and subjecting the world to my totalitarian society where everyone has to have a good time. *shrug* The usual. ^_^
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AIM:  DorkishOrc
Yahoo:  DorkishOrc
Member Since:
3/31/2004
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| To everyone who I promised to call but didn't: I Xander, have become a grandmother. I bought two rats, Switch and Bear from Monster Pets in South Philly. Surprise, surprise, my rat Switch, was pregnant and has given birth. Bear also looks rather rotund, so she is possibly pregnant as well. Now, because of this, I'm looking for homes for her babies. The 6 babies were born on Labor Day. In a week, the babies should start growing their hair and opening their eyes (When that happens I'll post colors/sexes/eye colors/etc. etc.) Switch is very smart, as she went into labor on Labor Day. Ha ha. Anyways, if you ever wanted to have an unusual pet, now's your chance. If interested call me and/or leave a comment saying that you might be able to give them a home.... I'll educate any one who is interested in them in proper rat taking careage, and I'll try and help out with setting your cage up and everything. They should be ready to go to new homes in a month. Love ya'll, -Xander | | |
| It is I, sp33d fr33k!
and I have hacked your old-as-fuck xanga! xD
cower in ph33r, puny mortal!
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Fall out boy!!
"The Pros and Cons of Breathing"
Bury me standing under your window with the cinder block in hand
Yeah cause no one will ever feel like this again
And if I could move I'm sure it would only be to crawl back to you
I must have dragged my guts a block...they were gone by the time we (talked)...
Whoa, I want to hate you half as much as I hate myself
But you know that I could crush you with my voice
Stood on my roof and tried to see you forgetting about me
Hide the details I don't want to know a thing
I hate the way you say my name like it's something secret
My pen is the barrel of the gun. Remind me which side you should be on.
I wish that I was as invisible as you make me feel.
I wish that I was as invisible as you make me feel.
I wish that I was as invisible as you make me feel.
"The Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes"
I'm holding out and I'm holding on to every letter and every grudge.
I pulled myself out of the day we ever had to meet.
Are you through with me?
When it all goes to hell will you be able to tell me you're sorry with a straight face.
I'm all ears and I'm all scars to hear you tell me "Boy's like you you try so hard to not look desperate."
I'm hanging on. But I still know the way to make your makeup run.
Take this to your grave and I'll take it to mine. | | |
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You are a MASTER of the English language!
While your English is not exactly perfect,
you are still more grammatically correct than
just about every American. Still, there is
always room for improvement...
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I'm a master! Go Xand go Xand! | | |
| I'm up during all hours of the night. Doing what, you might ask? Editing Spence's story.
P|-|34R MY EDITING SKILLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH NO!
WWW.MEGATOKYO.COM HAS BEEN AFFECTING ME!!!!!!
Woo! Almost done editing~! | | |
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